Walter Featherbottom
The White Tiger team won last years race while barley breaking a sweat.
Chip Quackers
Yes indeed, let's talk about that but also let's see a bunch of dumb commercials.
Toto
Oh come on! They get too all excited and they crash this straight into a wall! Hey Mango?
Mango
Yeah?
Toto
Remember way back when we used to ride?
Mango
Heck yeah dude! You used to swerve everywhere zigzag crisscross applesauce all over the place! Just smoked everyone in the neighborhood.
Toto
For real, man I've could've gone pro! Just a turn here and a turn there and bam! I'd be chilling at the finish line. It's like when I won employee of the month, everybody said it was a fix. Because I was the only employee at the time.
Mango
Oh brother.
Toto
Well let me just tell you, there's a lot of haters in the world, couldn't let it slide on by and not let it affect you, slide on that's what I would do.
Mango
That was about ten years ago. Anyway, where's our next delivery?
Toto
Oh yeah let me see, next delivery. Check it out. Foot powder, foot spray, foot cream, foot lotion, what's wrong with all these peoples feet? Let me see this, wait a sec, pancake ahh, huh, super sleigh? Whoa! Ha ha ha!
Mango
What did you forget we had a super sleigh? Gosh, you loaded it twenty minutes ago remember man? Are you feeling okay?
Toto
I was so excited I forgot. Sorry about that, I've got a little emotional back there. But that's what champions do, that's how we roll.
Mango
Yeah, I do that all the time.
Toto
Well it's an honor, come on, let's do this thing, a ree ba. On delay.
Mango
Hey, stop taking sharp turns before by doing back flips.