Deadpool
Hey! Wait for me!
[Deadpool jumps on a rampaging Hulk]
Deadpool
Who wants snacks? YOU do!
[Deadpool forces a grenade down the Hulk's gullet and then jumps off, landing alongside Wolverine, and the two run down a straight hallway with the Hulk in pursuit]
Deadpool
Logan, I think we lost him!
[the grenade inside the Hulk explodes...]
Deadpool
And they all lived happily ever after, except the Hulk!
Wolverine
Bub... you just made him angrier!
Hulk
Talking man hurt Hulk... HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEAD!
Deadpool
My head? Oh, crap...!
Wolverine
He's all yours, Einstein!
[grabs Deadpool and throws him towards the Hulk]
Deadpool
Logan? We're friends! NO! NOOO!