Sally Sikes
I thought you wasn't hungry.
Zeke Sikes
[devouring a banana]
Oh, I'm starving.
Sally Sikes
Then why didn't you eat Mommy's breakfast?
Zeke Sikes
Because if I ate your mommy's breakfast, I'd end up a fat fucking bastard like everybody else in this town. Let's just pretend Uncle Zeke didn't say that, okay?
Sally Sikes
Okay.
Reed Ethington
[walking up to the squad car]
Hey, Sally.
Zeke Sikes
Do you mind if we drop her off at school on the way to work?
Reed Ethington
No, not at all.
Sally Sikes
Get in the back, you fat fuckin' bastard!
Reed Ethington
Excuse me?
[chuckles]
Reed Ethington
That's real nice. That's real nice. You're a nice little girl.