Store Manager
[Arrives with the old lady]
Excuse me, sir...
Burt
Well, hey! What'd you say brother! Hey look, can you tell me when this here product expires?
Store Manager
I'd like to know what you're doing with all that chicken in your pants.
Burt
Say what?
Store Manager
You heard me.
Burt
Well yeah I heard you, but I don't understand. Because it's clear to me that what I'm doing is shopping.
Store Manager
This lady said that you were taking food out of the display cases and stuffing it down your pants and that certainly seems to be the case to me. Are you planning on paying for this food?
Burt
No I ain't planning to paying for it, because I alreay purchased it!
[Shows the clerk a coupon that was dropped outside]
Store Manager
This is all dog food on this list and that's chicken comming out of your pants!
Burt
Say what? Let me see that...
[Reads the coupon]
Burt
I don't see no dog food!
Store Manager
That's what the abbreviation stands for.
Burt
Well, shit! That ain't my problem brother! Can't help it if your cashiers see dog food for chicken!
Store Manager
Look, why don't you come with me and we'll get to the bottom of this situation.
Burt
Come with you? Whatcha mean?
[Pointing to old woman]
Burt
Now this old honky skin, white, snitch-ass mother fucker tells you something and you say "Come with me!" Now you're taking her word over mine! Now that's descrimination. Now why don't you just pull down your pants so we can all see the lilly white paint on your Hatian black ass?
Store Manager
Look, you can come with me now, or I'll get the security.
Burt
Hey, now you're talking bro! I'm gonna report you to your superiors!